Plus: the return of the cap-less cost-a-lots, record league wins and Scotland v England in Fifa’s rankings
“On his way home from winning the World Series, Joe Girardi, the manager of the New York Yankees, reportedly stopped to help a woman who had crashed her car,” begins Richard Hooker. “I can’t help but think that there must [...]

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2.56pm: Sky filler watch: An interview with Notts County’s pensioner, Sol Campbell. It’s not about the money, blah, blah. “Did it [...]

• Kevin Davies agrees one-year extension to current deal• Gary Megson hails ‘a great leader on and off the pitch’
Bolton Wanderers’ captain Kevin Davies has agreed a one-year contract extension at the Reebok Stadium.
The 32-year-old striker is now committed to the club until the end of the 2011-12 season.
Manager Gary Megson told the club’s website: [...]